The Bible preaches that those who sit on the right side of God receive a special place of honor in heaven. That's good and all, but if you want to win The Celebrity Apprentice, you should probably hope you're sitting on Donald Trump's left side. After all, for the past five seasons, Donald's chosen the contestant sitting to his left during the final boardroom as that season's winner.
"Wait a minute!" you say. "That can't be! Why on earth would production be so stupid to put the winner in the exact same spot, season in and season out? Surely you must be mistaken!" Yeah, I thought the same thing too. But then I watched them all, back to back. And wouldn't you know it - those dopes did in fact do just that!
Let's take a trip through the years, shall we?
So will Trace Adkins or Penn Jillette win The All-Star Celebrity Apprentice? Unclear. But you can imagine whomever is sitting to Donald's left has a pretty good shot.
The two-hour All-Star Celebrity Apprentice finale airs this Sunday at 9/8c.